Tuesday, February 8, 2011

before Valentine's geez...


It’s almost Valentines Day! Do you already have a date? If you don’t have yet, don’t worry! You'll have one soon. For now, read these quotes about love and Valentine's. Maybe you can say some of these to your date.

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
Anonymous

“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”
Hoosier Farmer

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
Erich Segal

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.”
Aerosmith

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
Jules Renard

“Love is a grave mental disease.”
Plato

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
Anonymous

“When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.”
Elizabeth Bowen

“Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.”
Albert Einstein

“Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.”
Cher

“No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.”
Joyce Brothers

“Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her.”
Notting Hill

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